Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Break Up Interview

I saw on tv sometime back about this movie which begins with a Divorce Ceremony. Yup, the exact opposite of a wedding ceremony, friends and family are invited and there will be oath about breaking up and going apart... quite a novelty but is this really a cause for celebration?

Then a recent catch up with ex-colleagues reminds me of my exit interview when i left my previous company, and i was thinking if u can have a divorce ceremony, its not too much to ask for a Break-up Interview right?

So say, exit interview/break-up the HR/bf would ask:

1.
hr: So have you completed all the forms and returned the closet keys and pass?
bf: is there anything left behind in my room? and i dun think you still want my keys right?

2.
hr: Is ur resignation due to another job?
bf: Is there another guy?

3.
hr: Are they offering you more? or better prospect?
bf: He is more goodlooking? or richer?

4.
hr: mind I ask which company is that?
bf: who is that guy?

5.
hr: Is there any feedback you like to give us?
bf: can you tell me what do you think about me honestly?

6.
hr: Have you sign up for Singtel Staff rate? you are still elligible within one month from your resignation and the plan will be valid for 2 years.
bf: Well, u r not too bad on bed so if u have the need u can always come back for some...

Okay, the last one was just crap (the singtel part was real though), but during a break up, we shud hav at least the right to know wats actually going on dun we? be honest for just one last time.. thats all we ask for...

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I always talk about escort services as part time...



Then i kinda thought hey, i dont look too out of place in this photo.. all u need is unbutton more.. =p
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5 comments:

  1. SkyhawkFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    I like the last one, even you said it's crap. I don't think there will be exit interview during break up.

    Can I be your first client for your escort services?

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  2. WilliamFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    As with all exit interviews, better not reveal too much until things at the new prospect are stable. :P

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  3. thompsonboyFebruary 24, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    I rather not know.....

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  4. kidzFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Of course u like the last one.. hamsupSky.. =p

    and yup.. of course, its service meaning for everyone who pays.. and since u r asking, discount will be given based on number or visible and touchable packs.. =p

    will, haha... different person point of view..

    Thompson, i wud want to know.. cause it makes it easier for me to move on if it is really someone else..

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  5. Pluboy2February 25, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    hahahaha sky become hamsapsky
    whahhahaahHA!!!!

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